He would be the best singer there. Besides Anthony. His soft rock ballads would cruise through the cafeteria air, filling everyone's eardrums with sweet melodic pleasure. He'd also be the best brand manager to work with because he'd sing passionate love songs about each of his brands for presentations. Everything would be going along swimmingly until he was put in a group with Capocelli and they spent the entire time arguing over who had the best hair, which would eventually end in tears with both of them, until they stopped crying long enough to look deeply into each others eyes and fall maddly in love. Their love would overpower them and he would stop singing at school. He'd convice her to drop out and elope at his cabin in wyoming where they would eventually have 4 kids. All with wild curly hair and gut wrenchingly fierce tenor voices. No one would miss him. If Michael Bolton went to Brandcenter.
2 comments:
...swimmingly...
remind me why you're not a writer again?
ditto what she said.
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