Wednesday, February 27, 2008

If Kris Kross went to Brandcenter


They'd be an inseparable duo of copywriter and retirwypoc. Not because they would work well together but because no one else would want to work with either of them cause they write everything so that you can only read if you hold it up to a mirror. Plus they would present everything in rap. Rick would conclude that they're dyslexic and hire Gaurav to tutor them because he knows english better than anyone else here. At least that's what it said in the mailer. The three of them would join forces and with some sort of twisted magic and nonsensical rhythm they'd create a book that somehow wasn't wickedy wickedy wack. If Kris Kross went to Brandcenter.

2 comments:

djborisyeltsin said...

this post made my day. thank you jillian, from the bottom of my cold dead heart.

-pat

Nien said...

these are awesome.

can i leave a request? can you do "if john edwards went to the brandcenter?" he's that psychic guy.

nien