Saturday, November 17, 2007

Dear Creativity

I miss us. I don't know why you left me. Why you stormed out of my life and left me with ideas that I couldn't even sell to AppleBees. I thought we had something good together. I thought you loved me. Please come back to me. I should have never cheated on you by calling The Hills a good show. I know better now. I promise I'll be more original, more inspired. Please come back. We belong together. Like Bonnie and Clyde. Like Claire and Cliff Huxtable. Like Britney and Doritos.

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Saturday, November 3, 2007

Snide comments

I have a problem. But, I've done a little research and now I know who to blame for my disorder.