I pressed 9.

Remove me from the calling list.

When I'm bored I do things like

Sign up for match.com.

Then they reject my profile.

Would it be wrong

to name your child Ice Cream Sandwiches?

Today I eat chips for dinner

Because I can. That's why.

I'm I going to enjoy it? Yes.
Am I going to regret it? Yes.
Am i going to feel bad about myself? Yes. But not right now.

Anyone Want to Buy a Car?

On July 1st I'll be leaving good ole Richmond and moving with Slate into our new, surprisingly decent apartment in Williamsburg. Brooklyn. Not Colonial.

That being the case, I need to sell my car.

Since I've never sold a car before and don't really know how to do it, it would be very helpful if one of the two of you that read this blog would just buy it from me. It has four wheels and a steering wheel, and it looks kind of like the picture only not at all. Oh and it has a sweet tape deck. Price is very negotiable, but I prefer more money than you want to pay.

Thanks!

Today I paid $10 so I could write on this blog

The internet's not free you know.

When I'm bored I do things like

Learn the entire dance sequence to Thriller.

Attn: Creative Directors

I know it's a risk to hire a junior. What if they oversell and under perform? What if they lack the ingenuity that comes from years of experience? What if they smell bad?

It's ok. We've all been there.

Why, just today I took the risk of ordering coffee from what I thought was a reputable coffee shop, Shockoe Espresso.

Mistakes happen.

The problem with blogging

Is that people expect you to write something they want to read. Any day now that will happen.